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Box of keys

When we moved into our new house in 1977, a bunch of boxes were never really unpacked.  They were stacked under and around the pool table which was crowded into the garage, though the garage wasn’t really a parking place for cars in my family but rather a place for stuff.

So when someone in our family couldn’t find something, we’d laugh and say, “It’s in a box in the garage.”

All those things you have but can’t find . . . are in a box in the garage.  Figuratively speaking.

A couple days ago, my newly employed son mentioned that he needed a padlock for his locker at work.  I said, “No problem!  I have padlocks.”

And without too much trouble, I was able to locate two padlocks.  I could not find the keys.

If we were still in our previous home, I could have located a key in minutes because I own an entire collection of mystery keys.  I’ve kept them in a clear plastic box for many years.

Why do I have a collection of mystery keys?  Most of them unlock doors in places I will never live again.  They are keys missing their locks yet I tuck those orphan keys in that clear plastic box.  Because you just never know.   You never know!

I checked the garage shelves, the drawers in the laundry room, the cupboards in the kitchen, the filing cabinet and then I circled around a second and third time, looking in vain for that box of keys.

I can’t find it.

I bought new padlocks with keys.

If you were a box of keys, where would you be?  Until I find it, I’m not sure I can ever truly rest again.  (Just kidding.  Nothing comes between me and sound sleep.)

But I would like to unlock this mystery.

Do you save mystery keys?  What about old calendars?  (Yes, I do have a pair of shoes that I owned in high school.  Why are you asking?)


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